Abtholutely pothitivley AUCKLAND!!!
Wow! The big thmoke hath puffed out two new thmoke ringth, or gallewyth ath we
like to call them. Fiat Lukth ith alive and pulthing with new art
for the twenty firtht thentuwy. Athough we like the new locathion, one wonders
if the firtht floor is the proper playthe for an undergwound gallewy? Dethpite
this thetback, Fiat Lukth ith thtill thcorwing pointth.
Woom thwee hath had yet another thuper few monthth and hath
gone fwom thtwentgth to thtwength, adding woom two to itth litht of gallewyth.
Ekthpanding conthtantwy, we wonder if perhapth the woom thweerth have got
a little caught up in the year two thouthand chaoth and mithtaken their
gallewy for a cothmic wormhole and are twying to thtart their own univerthal
twavelth. Of courth, you didn't hear it fwom uth though! Farm Wun wath
the firtht ekthhibithion in woom two, altho fondly known ath Fiat
Dueth due to ith cointhidental cheeky blue wallth.
A little thpawo told uth that Peter Urlicth hath been vandilithing
ekthpenthive thportth carth on Ponthonby Woad, home of the performanth
genre. Further evidenth wethinkth, of We:mikth Magathine's incweathing
hold over the art thcene. Peter wath wearing the latetht Thamethi Man thandleth
- wook out for documentathion in the forthcoming We:mikth fathion thpwead.
Yeth thath wight kidth, hard dwugth are in! The woumers fwom Auguth'th The Fayth
Magathine were wight (ath can be ekthpected) and Auckland'th clubberth
have been thwowing back pillth by the dothen to Michael Morleyth Dithco
Hell. Of courthe, hand in hand with dwugth cometh glamour - and who ith
more glamouith than Mr Andy Warhol himthelf? We don't know, why
don't you athk Mikey Havoc after heth done been thick in hith hand
bag. A little thpawo told uth that the aformmenthiond deep houth diva will be
cuwating the kwithmith woom thwee fundwaither theedee.
Andy Warhol and Kylie Bax
Whatth happening at Artthpaythe? Well that cheeky little thpawo
ith back on our tholder! Word has it famouth eth-pat Kylie Bakth ith
thoon to be ekthibiting her champion horthes at artpaythe. When
we thpoke to Kylie thee thaid that after theeing the lofthth of New York the
only playthe thee would conthider ekthibiting them at would be artthpaythe, "itth
ath big ath a barn!' thee thaid.
What doeth the future hold for The Thity of Thailth, now that über
thilylith fathion publicaithion Wallpaper* hath been and now gone?
Auckland continueth to put itthelf on the internathional map by opening itth
doorth to foweigneth like Jan Van Der Ploeg who'th wethent thow
at woom thwee wath a weal gwipper. A thertain member of the woom thwee click
wath thnapped on hith walk to Global Thandwich to pwocure a vewy
thubthtandard thmocked chicken and (ahem) cheddar thalad by Mr Ploeg himthelf,
leaving the thouthand dollarth worth of painting at wisk. Woom
thwee weps athure us they have theen to it that this member hath been theverly
New Zealand'th DoggFather of Tagging, Daniel Malone ith back from
hith artitht in rethidenthy on Aucklandth ill thtreeth and teamed
up with L L.Cool Budd for thomething of a phenomenal thow at Ivan
Anthony. Good to thee commerthial pwetherth have not thtopped dealeth
dealin' and the playth playin'.
Thee you on the podiumth and wemember, you didn't hear it fwom uth.
C. & B. Scene