CORNFLOUR
POPCORN
USED FILTER COFFEE
PENIS CANDLE
OIL-FREE SKIN CLEANSER
ICEBERG LETTUCE
QUAILS' EGGS
CHIPS
MORE POPCORN
ANT KILLER
AARDVARK
GUSSET
CHICORY
MILK
SUGAR
TURMERIC
SHORTCRUST PASTRY
LIGHTBULBS
UN PEACEKEEPER'S HELMET
NINTENDO CONSUL
SOAP WITH PUBIC HAIRS
CAT LITTER
BAG OF USED RAZORS
BUTTER
CONFERENCE TABLE
22 PLASTIC CHAIRS
SELLOTAPE
ASSORTED SCREWS
LATEX INSECT MOULD
100 BOXES OF BLACK JELLY
WHEELS
ENGINE
AXEL
STEERING WHEEL
10 STEEL SHEETS
BEER/WINE/CIGARETTES
MEAT GRINDER
CONDOMS
PLASTIC TREES
TREE TRUNK
PLASTIC DOODAS
GARLIC
OIL
CHILLIES
CHICKENS (LIVE)
CHICKENS (DEAD)
CHICKENS (PLASTIC)
MICE (REAL)
MICE (SUGAR)
MICE (SKELETONS IN TRAPS)
BASKETS
PVA
SNAILS
CHICKENWIRE

Images from Trippa a Modo Mio (Tripe Prepared My Way), Norman Hogg, Marijke Steedman and Simon Wood at the Chisenhale Gallery, London, 7-12 July, 1999

METHOD

• Read recipe and find ingredients not listed.
  
• Separate both cornflour and popcorn.
  
• Put flour to one side, you will need it later.
  
• Take the "Y" from whisky, and put it between the corns. Put the remaining whisk to one side.
  
• Meanwhile cut holes in the conference table for baskets to fit in.
  
• Weld chairs to the sides of conference table.
  
• Attach Engine wheels and axle.
  
• Add the pop to the end of the corny corn.
  
• Plant vegetable plants in cat litter (used) and mix with PVA and eggs.
  
• Wait until it has hardened into lumps before placing it into basket holes.
  
• Add ceramic ornaments and add live snails and half the mice. Put chicken wire over holes to stop ingredients escaping.
  
• Drink beer and smoke fags.
  
• Glue together empty beer cans according to drunken logic.
  
• Decorate beer can sculpture with fag ends, mice and melted penis candle.
  
• Allow the chickens to steal the quails eggs and beat into oil-free skin cleanser.
  
• Juices of cleanser spill out of chicken run forming a rich meaty sauce.
  
• Add a touch of turmeric for visual spark.
  
• Allow this process to bubble for twenty or thirty minutes.
  
• Bind gussets soaked in coffee to the plastic chairs.
  
• Coffee can be replaced with chicory if this is your concern.
  
• Allow cleanser juices to combine with those of the gussets.
  
• Sprinkle with sawdust from the chicken run, ensuring they are given a shortcrust padding.
  
• As chicken run has been bubbling away you are now ready to feed it to your grandmother.
  
• Feed ducks with antkiller and watch with delight as the conference goes into action
  
• This dish is best accompanied with oil (preferably from the Middle East)
  
• Certain animals may spray juices uncontrollably, this may be enjoyed and mopped up with lettuce.
  
• If you prefer this can be prevented by blocking skin pores with plastic trees.
  
• Take the gardening magazine and cut out your favourite flowers.
  
• Put them with Fleur de lis, flour (remaining from Cornflour) and ass' milk.
  
• Take the whisk left from the whisky and whisk those milky ingredients together real hard, you like that don't you.
  
• Pour into UN Peacekeeper's helmet. Now take the soap with the pubic hairs.
  
• Remove the hairs.
  
• Grind lightbulbs into a fine powder discarding any metal bits.
  
• Roll the soap in beaten quails' eggs before coating in this powder.
  
• Now take a lump of shortcrust pastry and arrange the pubes on its surface.
  
• Put the two finished pâté shapes side by side.
  
• Take remaining ingredients and discard.