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Log 9 - Lists

Emails sent to Helene, Emails sent to Tessa, Emails sent to Caitlan
Darian Zam

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Emails sent to Helene

THE THREE FACES OF EVIL
DARLS
CUSTOM MAID
I'M SO EGGCITED,AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
BIANCAS SMUT SHACK
CAUTION:WET CARPET
TOWER OF SABLE
MINK COATS...BIJOUX...CES'T BON!
HOT LAVA
GUESS WHO,DON'T SUE!
SILKEN GOSSIPS
KOO KAI BING A BANG BOOM
FREE BOOZE
TWISTED LITTLE BITCH
LITTLE MISS CRABAPPLE
TIT OVER LEG
ALL GIRLS,PAY ATTENTION IF YOU PLEASE
MINK STOLE IN "HAIRSPRAY"
HONOURARY POOFTER
KISS MY BUTT
ROCK A FELLA
SHE'S A BITCH
ROCK BOTTOM
INSIDE OUT YOU'RE TURNING ME
BUFFET D'HOMME
THE DUCHESS FAGGOTINI SPEAKS
D.I.V.O.R.C.E
ASIAN SNACK
DON'T PUSH ME COS I'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE
MORE SPRUNG THAN AN ORTHOPEDIC MATTRESS
WHATS THAT ON HER HEAD?A WIG!
POLY-SATIN INSANITY
LATIN BOYS GO TO HELL

Emails sent to Tessa

MANHATERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
VALLEY OF THE DOLTS
GODDAMNIT,TINA-NO WIRE COATHANGERS!
CHAMPAGNE POPS HER CORK
RAMPANT TEEN TRAIN GUARD:CHAMPAGNE'S BRAIN DRAINS SHOCK!
CHAMPAGNE FANTASY:SHE'S LOST THE PLOT!
LOOKIN'GOOD, FEELIN' FRUITY
HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD
PRIVATE DANCER
CLAP TRAP
MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS
I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
SHE BE A HO!
SUSHI SLUTS
GETTIN' BUSY WIT IT
LIKE,TOTALLY NO TIME TO THINK!
PUTRID!
WHAT THE FUCK?
JUBBLY BITS AND OPEN VISAS
HISSY FITS GALORE
THATS ENTERTAINMENT SISTER
LONI ANDERSON LESBIAN LOVE SHOCK
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ART
I'M THA DEE TO THE ZEE AN' I'M VANDALOUS
A TRIP YOUR MUTHA NEVA TOOK YOU ON, NIGGA!
HEY YOU,THE ROCKSTEADY CREW
DEEP FRIED BRAINS
TRRRRAMP!WATCH CALL ME?
PUT ME RIGHT LOVER
SUPADUPAFLY
MO' BITCHUZ
TOTALLY UNDRESSED AND COMPLETELY INSANE
HORIZONTAL FOLKDANCING
BITCHUZ ON HEET
KEEP YOUR WIG ON!
MISSY MISDEMEANOR ELLIOT FREESTYLES OVER WU TANG CLAN'S TRIUMPH
ALRIGHT ALREADY,ALREADY GODDAMNIT!
MISSY MISDEMEANOR ELLIOT RAPS OVER SWV'S "CAN WE GET KINKY TONIGHT"
INTRO
GIMME SOME O'THAT BROWN SUGAR
FABULOUS NOBODIES
NATURAL BLONDE-PLEASE SPEAK SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY
MURDER WAS THE CASE
HIPPIE CENTRAL
MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY
THOUGHTS ON YOUR THOUGHTS
CONCRETE STILETTOS
LIFE'S A BITCH
GUSSET TYPISTRY
FRUIT STALL BY THE SEA
JARJAR GABOR
www.exciteme.com
THE GLOMESH CHRONICLES:FASHION CRIMES AND OTHER MISDEMEANORS
ONE MILLION HIPPIES
ONE SORRY HIPPIE
ONE TRIPPY HIPPIE
WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOG GONE?

Emails sent to Caitlin

YULE BE SORRY!
BOOTY CALL-FIVE MINUTES MISS PIGGY!
AURAL TORTURE
HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU SKIN A CAT?
SINGING BUTTHOLES, BATMAN!
PINA COLADAS
NUDE FEUD
NUDE PHOTOS OF BEN AFFLECK
MY FANNY VALENTINE
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHORT TERM MEMORY?
DUSTY BONES
GODDAMN YOU TINA JUST DO IT
WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF MOSELLE AND SOME BOYSENBERRY CHEESECAKE WITH THAT?
HAVARTI NAGEELA
MORE CHEESE
NO NUDES IS GOOD NUDES
DON'T DUMP ON ME
HEY YOU, THE ROCKSTEADY CREW
SUPERSTAR
MORE MISSY
LURID SCANDAL
THE KID FROM FLAME
DIARY OF A SOCIETY LADY
QUEEN OF THE BOX
CALL ME BABE
BUM-ASS CRACK
JUST TOO POOFY
LIFE'S A BITCH
WHO IS THIS BITCH ANYWAY?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.PRESIDENT
THE GLAMOROUS LIFE
GOWNS FROM PARIS
FUCK UP
BELLS, BALLS, AND BAUBLES
CHEESY FEAT
TONGUE SANDWICH, HOLD THE MUSTARD

 

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